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Hi Guys, I'm 5'10, Long brown hair, blue eyes stupid and twisted sense of humour. I enjoy having fun, I love Australian history, movies, TV shows - especially comedy, LOVE stand up comedy. I love sport - all types except for perhaps cricket I just can't get into it, but if Australia is playing I will always ask the score.I work for a major football team (NOT soccer, ACTUAL football) I sometimes joke at the most inappropriate times and find the stupidest things funny, but I can be serious when needed. Apparently my super power is getting CEO's, Management, Government figures, Maintenance workers and garbage collectors to talk to me and tell me their deepest darkest secrets without asking, mainly we talk about nothing, I'm the walking talking female Seinfeld.

I've been super skinny to overweight I suppose it seems to be where I am in life.

I suppose I am looking for someone that I can share life with, someone that I actually have an excuse to get out of working 24/7 for, someone that I can laugh at the dumbest things with, drink too much with and do nothing with.

Anyway if that sounds like something you might be interested in, please get in contact :-)

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageAustralian
BuildAverage
Height178 cm
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorBrown
Hair LengthVery long
Best featureEyes
Body ArtNone
Health ConditionNo problems

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationThere is no noise
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsOther
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationProfessional - Technical - Vocational School
SpecialtyOther
Employment StatusFull-time
Job TitleSport Management

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation comedies, Movies, Sports, Soaps, Re-runs
Favorite movies typesAction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Thriller
Music typesRap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, New age, Dance, Reggae, Punk
Reading selectionAuto-biography, Biography, History, Humor
Idea of funAnything that doesn't bore me.
HobbiesSports, Reading, Music, TV, Movies, Internet, Family, Photography, Cars

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorFunny
Friends describe asCool
In High School I was a(n)Class clown
Sense of humorSlapstick
My great timeHanging out with friends, Staying at home, The movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading a book, Playing video games, TV, Going to a concert

Looking For

Must haveHumor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Wit, Thoughtfulness